May
20th
Wed
20th
You heard it here (errr….there) first. Via bullshit:
The unified cutlery theory will never work because the electroweak interactions of knorks will never allow the elementary particles of a spife to fuse with it. Trust me, I took 3 years of utensil physics.
Despite the electoweak interaction limitations, we still believe that Knorks of all kinds have a bright future.