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You heard it here (errr….there) first. Via bullshit:
The unified cutlery theory will never work because the electroweak interactions of knorks will never allow the elementary particles of a spife to fuse with it. Trust me, I took 3 years of utensil physics.
Despite the electoweak interaction limitations, we still believe that Knorks of all kinds have a bright future.

You heard it here (errr….there) first. Via bullshit:

The unified cutlery theory will never work because the electroweak interactions of knorks will never allow the elementary particles of a spife to fuse with it. Trust me, I took 3 years of utensil physics.

Despite the electoweak interaction limitations, we still believe that Knorks of all kinds have a bright future.


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